Instead of boring you with another lame-O post about my opinions, wants, dreams, and desires I figured I would hit you with this post. I am currently hiding from all of my responsibilities, on WordPress mobile, trying to figure out how to get my hands on the above sneakers. A little birdie told me that they are an Asia exclusive so I grabbed him, breaded him, and turned him into a chicken little. Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. Anyway, it turns out that it may be a fact. Sadly I may have to pay resale (don’t tell the wife).
The things I’d do for these UBs at retail
- Pour gasoline over my nikes and light a match
- disrespectfully slap my grandmother then run
- tell kanye west his bleached blonde head piece looks good (and I HATE LYING)
- jab a monk
- pick a fight with chuck norris
- tell your mama her breath stink
- walk the Verrazano in a tube top
- consecutively slap 45 people
Its safe to say I need these but it’s also safe to say I’m a sucker for Multi-color, especially one with a red base. Help me! My number is 555-555-5555 ask for Lloyd Christmas.